Grind Time: Dirt v Godzilla

 
Dirt continues his rise through the ranks of the rap battle scene with another incredible display, possibly his best one to date. The battle undoubtedly featured his best round to date. That third of his was 'jaw-droppingly' awesome. My only complaint was that the 'eye' jokes in the first went on a little too long. A whole round of eye jokes hardly seemed necessary though there were some great ones in there. I'd quote Dirt's third round but it'd spoil it for when you hear it.

'Your such a bitch even your body language has a lisp'

'That's how i get god bodied like a 5 percenter'

'Lay Gods body flat like a communion wafer'

Not to take anything away from Godzilla though he was probably the best competition Dirt's faced so far and, minus his opening line (lmfao) was consistent throughout. Dirt has upcoming matches against PH and Johnny Storm and if he comes with a performance like this I can't see him losing to be honest.

Rating: 8.5/10

Previously: Grind Time: Dirt v Skillet | Weekly Rap Battle Recap: Feb 15th - 21st | Weekly Rap Battle Recap 8th - 14th


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Weekly Rap Battle Recap: Feb 15th - 21st

Battles: 

This was a week of disappointments in some sense. All three of these battles were nice but none were quite as good as they were hyped up to be.

Thesaurus v Mac Lethal | Full Review

Prepare for some amazing freestyling flips and rebuttals. Considering the short term notice this battle was fantastic.

Soul Khan v Fox | Full Review

It's not even a spoiler for me to mention that Soul Khan bodies Fox, it's apparent from the first few minutes. One sided battle but this wasn't one of Soul Khans best performances either.

 

Dirt v Screem 

This battle wins biggest robbery of the year so far. It wasn't Dirt's best battle but it was still more than enough to earn himself the W.

Miscellaneous:

Flyers:

Yes, the main event featuring Pat Stay is against Arsonal to make up for the canceled match at Blackout.

Right down the bottom of the flyer in tiny writing is the info that you're looking for. The winners of each match face off for some yet to be announced prize.

Trailer:

Yes, that's right, a 44 minute long battle. Should be interesting to say the least.

Grind Time post a battle release schedule (and fall behind it straight away). Here.

Cortez & Math Hoffa list their 10 worst battle lines of 2010. Funny video. What's funnier is that there's no Math Hoffa or Cortez lines, who would of guessed? 

Not to worry though because Goodz makes his own video where he shows us Cortez and Math's 10 worst lines of 2010.

Previously: Weekly Rap Battle Recap: Feb 8th - 14th

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Grindtime Now Presents: Dirt vs Skillet

First things first, Skillets dickriders need to shut the fuck up. When will MC’s learn that having your crew hype everything up and moaning after every line just makes you look bad?

Anyway, back to Dirt, who’s slowly pulling apart the style of every gun rapper throughout his battles. First DeastroDollar, now Skillet. Oh you pitch and talk about it in your verses? This is why you don’t. You think you know shit about guns? I know more. You wanna commit crimes? This is how you do it. Of course he does this with a crazy ass flow and multi’s flying everywhere.

‘So Hi!, I clap nines and I sell crack dimes

Got strippers sniffin fat lines of each others backsides

If we’re talking about money my money is stack high

And if we’re talking swagger my swaggers so swaggerific just look at me act fly

Yeah that shit was corny but before you ask why

It don’t sound any better coming out of a black guy’

He also manages to be funny at times without even switching up his aggressive delivery. With a record now at 8-1 and a whole host of great performances under his belt this guys set to be the next big thing and I’m glad he finally got a big match up against Jonny Storm at the next Grind Time FL event.

7.5/10 (Skillet brings it down)

Watch out for his next match with Godzilla supposedly dropping soon and check out his last match with Deastrodollar